Go to [link] and set the Pokémon number to 6.

1=This Pokémon will cook for you for the rest of your life

2=This Pokémon hates you a lot

3=You share your bed with this Pokémon

4=This Pokémon will sit on your lap when you are on the computer

5=This Pokémon is madly obsessed with you in a creepy/romantic manner

6=This Pokémon will join your team and stay in it forever.

(I added the text after the names, to make it easier to read)

Kanto:
1. Machamp will cook for me. [yay! A variety of food all at once! ]
2. Nidoking hates me a lot. [aw fudge my life]
3. Weezing shares my bed with me. [phewwwyy! Somebody's got gas >.>]
4. Kangaskhan will sit on my lap when I'm on the computer. [fml]
5. Alakazam is madly obsessed with me in a creepy/romantic manner. [immediately release him]
6. Seel will join my team and stay forever. [heehee CB]

Johto:
1. Poliwrath will cook for me. [sounds okay to mee]
2. Gyarados hates me a lot. [holy sh******]
3. Seadra shares my bed with me. [ouuch]
4. Blastoise will sit on my lap when I'm on the computer. [....and I'm dead, rofl]
5. Remoraid is madly obsessed with me in a creepy/romantic manner. [creepy DB]
6. Slowbro will join my team and stay forever. [awww, how sweet bro]

Hoenn:
1. Igglybuff will cook for me. [what?]
2. Magcargo hates me a lot. [the hot lava game...grrrreat ;(]
3. Machamp shares my bed with me. [gtfo, lol]
4. Medicham will sit on my lap when I'm on the computer. [......]
5. Huntail is madly obsessed with me in a creepy/romantic manner. [another fish, forreal?]
6. Shedinja will join my team and stay forever. [o-okayyy]

Sinnoh:
1. Togekiss will cook for me. [...i'll pass on his food]
2. Electabuzz hates me a lot. [awcraaap, f you too, buzz]
3. Phione shares my bed with me. [awwww :3]
4. Shieldon will sit on my lap when I'm on the computer. [finally, one who isnt too huge! ]
5. Snorunt is madly obsessed with me in a creepy/romantic manner. [haaaaaaa]
6. Piplup will join my team and stay forever. [i dont wanna penguin]

Unova:
1. Tranquill will cook for me. [i have to starve for another generation? great]
2. Conkeldurr hates me a lot. [once again, fml]
3. Scolipede shares my bed with me. [sorry, you sleep out back >.<]
4. Beheeyem will sit on my lap when I'm on the computer. [...it does my homework]
5. Simipour is madly obsessed with me in a creepy/romantic manner. [bubut...it looks like i chick, i dont float that way ToT]
6. Cryogonal will join my team and stay forever. [i can make that face too :< ]

National:
1. Burmy will cook for me. [i died of malnutrition]
2. Huntail hates me a lot. [eeeeek D:>]
3. Cloyster shares my bed with me. [you can go on the floor]
4. Kricketune will sit on my lap when I'm on the computer. [yenoooo, outside. now]
5. Durant is madly obsessed with me in a creepy/romantic manner. [umm.....ouch?]
6. Mandibuzz will join my team and stay forever. [fine with me]